Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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