Ketchup is God's man juice
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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