I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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