I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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