We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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