idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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