If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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