didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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