if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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