Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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