Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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