hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So apparently I’m into choking now
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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