She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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