all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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