She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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