I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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