i don't like sucking hair
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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