VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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