Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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