there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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