It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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