i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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