how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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