Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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