Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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