I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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