i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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