he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
