Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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