you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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