I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
