He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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