I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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