Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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