I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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