You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
