do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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