Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
