Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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