i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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