There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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