She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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