So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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