question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize