I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You were trust falling into bushes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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