I love black thongs
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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