i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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