Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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