I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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