I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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