well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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