I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i think im in europe. pls send help
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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