He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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