Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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