my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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