so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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