Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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