It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
