Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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